Let the bitching begin...
This is going to be very unpopular. People will most likely claim that I am
writing this because I am a sad, jealous, childless woman. But that’s not my issue. In fact, for the most part, I like people’s
children, especially when they spontaneously combust.
What I don’t like is the behavior of some children’s parents,
specifically the ones on the internet who feel that they must identify
themselves through their children.
More specifically? Let’s
talk about email addresses, and nicknames.
Most people choose to use either their real
name or something that describes their unique qualities. Even when they are bad names, they say
something about the person. bighonkingdude72@aohell.com
brings an image to mind. scientist8347@xmail.com also gives us
an idea of what type of person is at the keyboard.
My beef, mommyof17@pahoo.com,
fifismom@potmail.com, maryandbobsma@emailserver.com. WHY? Aren’t you a person? Why not just
name yourself breeder@ihavenootherpurpose.com
or forgetera@myhusbandsemail.com.
Geez! You’re a freakin
person, not a robotic baby machine. Yes,
the kids are cute. Yes, I see you try to
be the best mommy possible, but don’t YOU have any hobbies? What happened to
radicaljelloshotgrrl@colledge.com? Did she sell her soul for a luxury SUV and a
mink and become a mindless drone?
Come on, you soulless breeder bitch, snap out of it! Live dangerously, get a real email
address. Be crazy, use your name. I’d much rather see Sallyb0099@junkmailho.com than,
noesteemmommy@pointless.org any day. Save yourself, already! WTF?
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